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So, Michael Vick smokes weed.. Really?! Surprise, Surprise MothafukkaZ!! lolz. [As if we didn't already know..] Now, anybody who'z anybody, knowz that you don't buy devicez with "secret compartmentz" to hide no damn jewelry! Niggaz buy jewelry to wear, and smuggle weed to smoke.. Duh! lolz.. In January, Saturday Night Live performed a sketch in response to the Vick water bottle scandal at the Miami Airport. I actually wrote an entry about it, and posted a video clip of the sketch.. At the time, I honestly believed that the media was just looking for a reason to condemn Michael Vick.. [Oh, don't get it twisted.. My opinion still hasn't changed..] Especially, after authoritiez in Miami decided that the contentz of the bottle were not worth pursuing in court. Well, knowing what I know now about Michael Vick and his questionable decision making, it reely wouldn't surprise me if photoz of Vick and Oscar De La Hoya suddenly rose to the surface.. lolz! If you missed my initial SNL entry, I've attached another copy of the video clip for your enjoyment.. [Really?!] :)

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I don't know the exact story as of yet, but a friend of mine just sent me an email with "Moncks Corner" in the subject line. [Moncks Corner? What the hell iz Moncks Corner?!] That's exactly what I said!! Well, that iz until I opened the email and viewed the attachment.. Yo, you gotta see this!


[Warning: If you just got back from lunch, have a hard time watching ER without getting queezy, or if you just can't stand the sight of blood, you might wanna click X now!] Otherwise.. Enjoy! :)

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If you haven't already heard by now, some pretty [questionable] photoz of Oscar De La Hoya have recently emerged online and onto the forefront of water cooler talk.. Now, I'm not a real big DLH fan [that'z De La Hoya for my tortoisez.. :) ], so my opinion may be somewhat biased.. But! In your recollection of the greatest boxerz of all-time, or just boxers in general.. How many lick their fingerz and adjust their eyebrows during a post-fight interview? How many boxerz refer to themselves as the "Golden Boy".. [I guess "Golden Shower" was too inappropriate for HBO..or already taken, Thanks Kelz! lolz.] Or better yet, how many boxerz get hammered and dress up in their mistressez lingerie?! And takez pictures of it?!? Dude, don't you have kidz and a capital 'G' [Gorgeouz] wife?!

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The start of 2008 will mark the 20th Anniversary since moving here [Atlanta] from New York. Over the years, outside of Summerz in Jamaica, Atlanta has been the foundation for the majority of my development, from adolescence into adulthood. I undoubtedly love it here, and never once regret leaving New York with my family in search of a better life. However, at 27 years of age, I feel lyke I've come to a point in my lyfe now where a change of scenery may be in order..

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Yeah, so I promised I'd write in here more regularly, huh..? Evidentally, I lied.. [Yet, again..lolz!] I would make an excuse as to why I have been unable to fulfill my promises, but I can't.. I just don't know what's wrong! I don't know if I've outgrown my ability or desire to write, but I just haven't been able to motivate myself to rise to the level of consistency I once had on my old site.

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